We won't let Mother Earth ruin our planet.

The more we stay in her good graces, the better our odds she stops trying to kill us. That’s why we kick a little hush money to the environmental guilt gods with every item we sell. We also use packaging made entirely from PCR materials (that’s Post-Consumer Recycled, for all you know-it-all hippies out there). Ever heard of REC-NIR® Black PP 187? Of course not, because you have a life. But it’s a near-infrared detectable pigment we use that recycling sorters can see—so our bottles actually get recycled. Unlike other black ones cluttering up landfills. Bastards.

Want more proof we’re hardcore about sustainability? We offer a refillable inner pod—so instead of trashing more plastic every time you reload The Resistance, just order a refill and keep using your main bottle until the end of time—or until humanity chokes on its own garbage. Look, no matter which political side radicalized you, we can all agree: Mother Earth’s been hunting the good people of Earth since the dawn of man. So join us in our fight against her to save the planet. But mostly ourselves.